Story so far. Porktraddle. Tinfoil hat. Annoying mermaids. Cheese sandwich. Terrible accidents. Got drunk. Spent the afternoon in the launderette reading his poetry. Suddenly remembers he has an appointment.
Life and Death and Everything in Between by peter John Cooper with music by Julian Harrow.
Starring Julian Harrow as Eamon Porktraddle and Holly Cooper and Elinor Cooper as the Mermaids.